You got it all wrong. All 28 (or29) days of you I have a plan, and it doesn’t involve the garden.
February, you need to embrace who you really are……snow, cold , and most importantly down time for those of us who garden intensely for so many of the other months of the year. I have things to knit, a stack of books to read, classes to plan and seeds yet to order. Heavy sweaters, hot cocoa, shoveling and dormancy. That is what I expect from you..Get it together,
You need to give me back my snow cover and my peace of mind that all is well out there at least for a little while longer.
Maybe March will give us what you so clearly could not be bothered to provide, I am Ok with that, I will will tell it how appreciative I am for stepping up to the plate.